Hand sanitizer fact

When your statement is 99.9% a fact

Who needs to be smart when you’re funny, am I right?

That’s a hand sanitizer fact

by Hopscotch November 9, 2019

Hand Me Down

The act of a female jacking you off while she takes a shit

My ex have me hand me down right before we showered.

by HarleyMegan May 12, 2025

One hand covering half of the face in photos

This shows that you are homosexual. Many people will take pictures/selfies like that to show signs of homosexuality

*Takes selfie with one hand covering half of there face*
Friend: hey man why you always use one hand covering half of the face in photos
Them: oh becuase I am homosexual and part of the lgbtq+ and I just show my love for the lgbt community as I am part of it.
Friend: um- ok

by Symlover36 August 3, 2022

Cool Hand Luke

When a person furiously masturbates after having their hands in ice water for exactly 22 seconds.

Bro you down to Cool Hand Luke before the party?

I went a little overboard with the Cool Hand Luke and now my dick is numb.

by Porknbeans201 December 10, 2016

Wakey Wakey hands off Jake

A word that is used for morning masturbation for Nz prisons officers. Only apply's to Braxton

Braxton: Hey Governor Wakey Wakey hands off Jake.

by D_strikes September 25, 2017

Hand rail

A word used to describe particularly dirty or disgusting individuals; covered in dirt , like a hand rail

That girl is a real hand rail

Look at Johnny, he’s such a hand rail

by NoPoPo September 18, 2019

Left Handed Dirty Bandage

When your partner wraps her used pad around your dick and gives you a handjob.

"She gave me the ol' left handed dirty bandage last night, the blood makes for good lube!"

by LeftHandedDirtyBandage June 11, 2022