My Dog James

My dog James WAS a very cute dog he USED TO like going on walks and picking up sticks then dropping the sticks. He WAS so cute and funny

friend: Why are you so sad?
Me: .....My Dog James WAS alive the other day now hes not

friend: Oh..he must of LIVED a good life

Me: yeah im really sad hes GONE.

by YourLocalApple January 13, 2022

Old Wet Dog

A dirty dick. When the penis is not washed between sex with different, multiple partners.

I could smell his old wet dog before he railed me but I didn’t care.

Your penis tastes like a fishy snatch. You feeding me an old wet dog?

My wife divorced me after one wet dog too many.

by Dick Onchin October 14, 2020

butt-dog ugly

Someone so ugly, they look like a dog's butt.

Chris is butt-dog ugly.

by Kupkake March 4, 2005

Dog face filter

A horribly over used snapchat filter that is classified as a #basicbitch or #basicbro symptom.

Ryan's dog face filter is basic, cringe worthy, and great for weeding out followers.

by Mamaof22015 February 8, 2018

Vegan Dog Bella

ThatVeganTeacher's dog, who is forced to go on a vegan diet. Many people have attempted to steal her, but nobody has been successful.

Free Vegan Dog Bella!

by kebab babe September 26, 2020

Wet Dog Breath

One who's staank breath smells like a wet dog.

Arthur has wet dog breath.

by Vinny B33 August 6, 2010

chernobyl chili dog

Refer to Chicago Chili Dog for basic instructions. After ingesting the following list: 1 gallon jar of pickled habanero peppers, 1 fifth of fireball whiskey, and one cup of blended sriracha and cinnamon oil. After up 4 hours after injection proceed to perform the basic steps of a Chicago chili dog ( deficate between your lovers bosoms and proceed to use the defication as lubrication to make love to her tits.

The Chernobyl chili dog left blisters on my soul mates tits, my dick, and my dirt starfish last night!

by Bukkake Bandits October 28, 2013