Wet Rock

An excuse used when a friend pressures you to date someone but you aren’t sure if you like them/can’t trust that friend/ or aren’t interested in them and need a generic excuse.
“Listen man, I think she’s comparable to a wet rock. Stop telling me to ask her out.”
by SBIV February 10, 2022
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Is a way of life, living in prosperity. A saying that encapsulates all of human contact and the world we live in. In a sense it's all you need in life. And we can't forget Livermush.The place of origin is a man by the name of Nathan. No one truly knows who this man really is.
Health, wealth, and rock and roll
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Rock and Pop

I was tired of music by other animals so I got a rock and pop cd made by constipated cats.
by bogosuperelf November 21, 2020
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Picture rocks hat trick

When a male sleeps with three addict sjblings within a year
Dude, did you hear I scored a picture rocks hat trick with April, Jessa, and Ashley
by Bishopironside February 18, 2021
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Cum rock

Dude I just made that rock a cum rock!
by Mushycoconut November 12, 2022
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rock consciousness

A being (usually a human being) that has the amazing capability to consistently fail to understand any abstract concept, social cue, literary element, or hint within conversation. They seem to be so stupid that it prompts one to ask, “How did this person manage to get this far in life?”
Despite this, they carry on like anyone else would.
This customer had a rock consciousness. They complained that the food they were given didn’t look exactly like the picture on the menu.
by aevigata July 15, 2019
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Raccoon Rock

A pop and rock music dance that imitates the look of a raccoon. Most notably done to 'Jailhouse Rock'. Originated by Technical Sergeant George Riker.
George: (as 'Jailhouse Rock' starts playing) Hey Nick, you want to come do the Raccoon Rock with me? You'll love it!

Nick: (squeals) Oh boy, this is gonna be great!

George: You bet! Nothing beats this dance.

Nick: Nobody dances like George "The Raccoon" Riker.

George: (hugging Nick) That's right. You'll learn to be a Raccoon Rocker in no time.
by Dusty's Baby Powder November 09, 2010
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