denim dick

the pain you get in your dick after grinding with a girl for an extended period of time without getting anything afterward; your dick gets rubbed raw by the scraping together of jeans

Yo Nick did you get with Rose last weekend?
Nah bro, she just gave me denim dick.

by mikeokhurts69 November 3, 2011

Dick Flip

Concealing a boner by flipping it upwards, strapping it in place between your stomach and your waistband. Some guys may have to cover the tip of their penis with their shirt, making this a risky move in some situations. With practice it is possible to dick flip through your pocket, but this can take years to master.

"I had to dick flip like ten times during the date last night."
"I just saw John's tip sticking out of his waistband."
"I think Alex just did a dick flip."
"I've been dick flipping through my pocket since elementary school"

by Internet Exploder March 30, 2017

Dick Farm

Not the dick but the patch it grows from; the area surroundind the penis; pubic hair.

I need to mow the dick farm. I thought she had hit me in the dick, but she missed and hit the farm.

by RandallAdcock January 5, 2011

Dick Cheney

When you're having sex from behind and about to cum, yell bird, and when your partner turns around confused shoot them in the face with your jizz.

I Dick Cheney'ed her right in the eye last night!

by HLOKTY September 30, 2010

naughty dick

a term used in replace of bad ass, at an extreme level.

that guy who climbed the Empire State Building was so naughty dick

by him. right over there September 6, 2010

Pat that dick

Nice job, well done or good work

You passed your midterm?!? Pat that dick bro!

by Dick pat danny May 14, 2018

bazooka dick

When a man has such a good dick that it gives a woman explosive orgasms.

Blake was really getting it last night. I swear he has a bazooka dick.

by byrdmanjenkins April 15, 2015