Son: “Mom, please stop calling me. I am late for class”.
Mom: Sorry. Tell the professor mom says hi and that I’m sorry I made you late.
Mom after class: how did it go?
Son: the professor marked me late, but he says hi back.
Situation 2:
Son: “I gotta go, I’m next in line at the drive thru”
Mom: “okay, sorry to bug you. Tell the drive thru mom says hi”.
Son: I will.
Son to drive thru speaker: I’ll take a #2 with a Dr Pepper, and my mom says hi.
Drive thru host: okay drive thru to the first window and say hello to your mom.
Son callls mom back: drive thru host says hello.
Situation 3:
Son: mom I have to go I’m headed to a game
Mom: tell everyone I say hi.
Son after game: Hi mom, everyone says hi back.
Mom: oh good!
Mom: Sorry. Tell the professor mom says hi and that I’m sorry I made you late.
Mom after class: how did it go?
Son: the professor marked me late, but he says hi back.
Situation 2:
Son: “I gotta go, I’m next in line at the drive thru”
Mom: “okay, sorry to bug you. Tell the drive thru mom says hi”.
Son: I will.
Son to drive thru speaker: I’ll take a #2 with a Dr Pepper, and my mom says hi.
Drive thru host: okay drive thru to the first window and say hello to your mom.
Son callls mom back: drive thru host says hello.
Situation 3:
Son: mom I have to go I’m headed to a game
Mom: tell everyone I say hi.
Son after game: Hi mom, everyone says hi back.
Mom: oh good!
by TheStrugglesReal September 24, 2023
Get the my mom says himug. A women who is sexually active, and decides to have kdis. In order to:
A) abuse them
or
B) Take care with all the sweeteste guidelines
A) abuse them
or
B) Take care with all the sweeteste guidelines
by spencer_xo April 10, 2020
Get the mommug. I don't have a Mom.
by IHaveNoMom April 26, 2023
Get the Mommug. Guy 1: You should ask her out.
Guy 2: Nah
Guy 1: Why not?
Guy 2: She has a kid.
Guy 1: How do you know?
Guy 2: Cuz she has mom wrinkles.
Guy 2: Nah
Guy 1: Why not?
Guy 2: She has a kid.
Guy 1: How do you know?
Guy 2: Cuz she has mom wrinkles.
by Don'thave1 April 22, 2020
Get the mom wrinklesmug. Accepting what you have under the guise of "everything else sucks". Truthfully, you gave up wanting what you dont have.
You hate potatoes, you could have carrots but its late and youre sleepy - carrots are probably hard to chew so you just eat the potatoes, this is mom's dinner theorem
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A: i dont know, i guess i like being a girl! I mean, being a dude peobably sucked just by standardization alone.
B: mom's dinner theorem?
A: id rather not think about it.
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A: i dont know, i guess i like being a girl! I mean, being a dude peobably sucked just by standardization alone.
B: mom's dinner theorem?
A: id rather not think about it.
by Anoneeneemus December 17, 2024
Get the Mom's dinner theoremmug. by Hwyyyyyuwu January 22, 2022
Get the Ur mommug. your birthgiver / legal female guardian / any mother figure in your life. if you don’t have one then L 😹😹😹😹
by nyaminyami January 24, 2022
Get the ur mommug.