Fart Knocker

Someone who farts in a bag then leaves it at your door

DANG IT MOM! The Fart Knockers strike again

by SAMC04 September 01, 2021

Fart Knocker

Fart Knocker is a term for someone who is incompetent, stupid and farts too much

John is such a fart knocker

by Bappo nuked the Jappos March 23, 2023

fart knocker

a fart knocker is a person of different color with a fart uprising into whom has it hold goes into mouth

hey you want my fart knocker

by wontrzz November 27, 2022

Fart knocker

One who obliterates doors via the release of unethical waste from the rectum in one fell swoop, delaminating all in it's path.

He fart knockered the neighbors door down and molested his dog.

by Gabriel Gillard March 18, 2023

Fart knocker

Fart knocker is an unimportant person.

Alice: Dave is a Metrosexual because he is a Clean Freak and he's always such a Drama Queen. I wonder if there's a word for that?

Jay: Yeah, it's call a Fart Knocker.

by Box Worm November 25, 2019

mouldy fart

Someone who has never seen the TV show Breaking Bad.

Person 1: Im going to shave my head.

Person 2: Whatever you say Walter White.

Person 1: Who the fuck is Walter White?

Person 2: Shut the fuck up you mouldy fart.

by Actual Ltd. May 19, 2024

Fart choir

A once a year occurance in which people at an Italian dinner restaurant will be forced to fart in tune and create micheal Jackson tunes.

It smells like shit, must be a fart choir

by Jim Steiner December 12, 2019