POOP

sometimes brown or green. its a human garbage disposal in a way, and half the time it smells like a bitch rolling in mud with dirty shoes and rotten eggs all over her.

i just pooped in the toilet.

by greenaligatorwithmouthopen August 6, 2018

poop

it’s shit

hey are u taking a fat poop

by HELLO MY NAM3 I5 BOB August 6, 2020

super poop

when your poop fires out at 600 mph and its watery

he had a super poop

by frysfpos July 21, 2019

Poop Shoes

Slang for hi-top shoes.

Ayyy, man got the poop shoes on.

by wkgrah January 5, 2022

Poop knifing

The act of cutting your poop in half while shiting. This is done by clenching your anus with great force to separate the poop in half. Some people will jokingly say they can separate there

I had to start poop knifing due to the sheer length of my poop.

by Poop knifing September 24, 2025

poop

the stuff that cums outa yo buttttttt!

dat poop is bad

by anonymous April 23, 2021

Poop ninja

A two person game in which one person lies on their back with pants either off or around their ankles, shooting projectile turds from their anus at player two, whom of which has a sword in hand in the hopes of cutting the projectile turds out of the air a la fruit ninja.

Jim: Hey Sarah, want to play a rousing game of poop ninja?
Sarah: Sure Jim! Just give me 25 minutes to finish digesting my lunch.

by Tommy dugan June 14, 2023