John Dykson

A slur used by westraurians who likes big black oily men

Hey! Look at that John Dykson!

by Thug Hunting Soldier December 7, 2022

John Madden

John Madden is a Football Coach And also God of the Moon. Nasa's Free online meme game Moonbase Alpha Made him into a legend and the moon people sing various Songs about him while depicting him as their God.

:nhI'm gonna eat a pizza. :dial67589340 Hi, can i order a pizza? :nvno! :nhwhy? :nv cuz you are john madden!:np
Translate:
John: Im gonna eat a pizza *dials number* hi, can i order a pizza?

Woman: No!

John: Why?

Woman: Cuz you are John madden

by Moonbase Alpharian April 27, 2017

On John Ross 365

When people ain’t really fuckin with the gang hit em with the on John Ross because some words just be Irish sometimes

Lukas-aye who you talking to
John-I’m talking to you scared cat

Lukas-on John Ross 365 I’m about it

by Leyton Richland November 18, 2020

John-Olav

John-Olav got his name from his grandfather.

"Where'd you get your name from, John-Olav?"
"My grandfather."

by Daveoftheaubergines February 19, 2021

John Cena

where is he i cnat see him please help. hes in my house i cant find him.

John Cena

by big bald obama October 7, 2021

Johns mum

Fine big booty girl
That loves anyone to that comes into her life

Johns mum is a very hot person

by anonymous November 23, 2021

John

a guy im gonna be using in my sentences

John "How did you find this."

by iwritedefinitions.webp July 18, 2022