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Crack-hole Special

When, after fucking a coke addict, you take off your used condom and slide it through the hole in their nose.
Friend 1: “Yo last night I fucked this homeless bitch and she had a gap in between her nostrils.”
Friend 2: “So you gave her the old Crack-hole special?”
Friend 1: “Yup, I didn’t even pay her the money she asked for after.”
by Diddy1888 June 10, 2024
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Prison Hole

Your butthole
Where people in prison sneak in their belongings.
Erin: I can’t sneak this in!
Mikayla: Just hide it in your prison hole.
Mikey: I hide stuff in my prison hole all the time.
by Kayla411 June 16, 2024
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widow hole

Do not go near that widow hole. It's been known to kill a man.
by BusinessTiime June 18, 2024
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Front hole

The open orifice containing a wet, slithery, movable organ used to make repugnant sounds, located in the face of a right-wing, usually racist, loud-mouth when it’s in use to spew bigoted, hateful rhetoric, often for personal gain (grifting) or to advance a repellent worldview that’s rejected by anyone with a halfway decent soul.
Commentator Tomi Lahren used her front hole again on Twitter to accuse all illegal immigrants of raping innocent American teen girls.
by GOP Jesus June 20, 2024
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The Piss Hole

The Piss Hole is at a specific middleschool. Legend claims that The Piss Hole is a small hole located in the boys locker room that a group of boys would gather around to piss in as a ritual for the Piss God.
Girl 1: why does the boys locker room smell so fucking foul like a bunch of people pissed in a hole
Girl 2: that's The Piss Hole
Girl 1: The WHAT now!?
Girl 2: The Piss Hole. It's like a hole that the boys piss in religiously. Sometimes if you skip class and go there you can see the radioactive piss aura glowing through the bottom of the door.
Girl 1: this is why I'm a lesbian.
by The penis puncher June 27, 2024
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Wobble hole

A wobbling loudly spoken human

An uncontrolled yelling person
"shut ur Wobble Hole" to ask one to stop yelling
by Doorzy July 7, 2024
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Johnsonian hole misdirection

1. A reason for the disastrous 2024 election result cited by a mysterious ex-ministerial source.

2. The silhouette of an overweight man with huge feet and a huge nose, combining stereotypes of both a clown and the mythical liar, pinocchio.

3. A disguised insult in which the speaker appears to be suggesting that a particular person was sorely missed, when in fact the speaker is saying the person is and always was an (arse)hole or similar
A senior ex conservative minister blamed the parties trashing in 2024 on a Boris Johnson shaped hole - a Johnsonian hole misdirection that was picked up by the Tory-supporting press. At face value the ex-minister was bemoaning Boris Johnson's absence, when in fact (s)he may have been laying the blame at the door of Mr Johnson while implying that the man may also be a chocolate starfish in human form.
by gav-wan July 8, 2024
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