Scoot-fart

When you try to scoot and your bumhole turns into a whistle for all to hear. Scooooootttt.

JD tried to get out of his chair quietly. Instead he let a lil scoot-fart to announce his presence in the room.

by hesthly January 7, 2022

bean fart poop

A nicer way of calling a Mexican a slur

Guy 1: bro she such a bean fart poop
Guy 2: that’s so racist

by ooga booga ur mom March 20, 2022

Fart

Your booty's final warning before total devastation

My booty has just presented me with a fart, I better go to the little boys room

by Mr fathom July 9, 2018

Sex fart

When you be having REAL good sex and one is giving oral when the other farts and it smells worse than a dead skunk.

Jesus Christ man! Was that sex fart necessary?

by mspoopypants April 26, 2017

Fart on my Apple

To rain on someone’s parade

I hate it when that mother fucking cunt James comes around, he’s always tryin to fart on my Apple

by Lars Honey Toast 2000 November 27, 2019

Tongue punch your fart box

When someone wants to lick the inside of your anus

Braxton I’m gonna tongue punch your fart box if you don’t stop touching me

by J Barnes September 4, 2023

Penis-Fart

When your penis farts, it's a symbolization of horniness. Once that horniness is transferred from your penis, other people can get easily attracted to it. Once they'res 30 people who get attracted to your amazing penis farts, your flagellum starts to fucking explode. Damn! That's hot!

person 1: "hey dude I think I'm gonna have a Penis-Fart!"
person 2: "damn that's hot mmm"
person 3: "UGH DADDY FART IN MY VAGINA AUHGGGGGGGGGG"
person 1: "OH SHIT MY FLAGELLUM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

by ems15urbandick October 5, 2021