Double Dirty Max

When you love putting goldfish up your ass and digesting them that way (the goldfish crackers)

mom: oh max your at it again…
max: hey mom. do you want to do the double dirty max with me?

by Lucario78854 October 13, 2023

double sub

When someone posts something or makes a comment that is a "sub" and the person they sub, sub them back.

Did you see that sub on Facebook? That was almost as shady as the double sub in return!

by Chiquita_Bon1ta September 26, 2017

Texas double barrel misfire

When you’re pegging your girl from behind and she pisses and shits on you at the same time.

My girl had to go to the bathroom but I made her fuck anyways which resulted in an unfortunate Texas double barrel misfire

by Plain ol dumb April 13, 2022

Double deuce

When both parties shit at the same time during sex.

I knew we were soulmates when we pulled a double deuce. It was love at first shit

by Supergoosh September 25, 2021

Double dip

The term used for when she sucks your dick and you then put it in her pussy and she still goes and sucks it later on during sexual intercourse

She was such a whore she even let me double dip

by Big daddy cock muncher November 15, 2022

Double-thread

The skillful and dangerous art of chatting two or more people on Insta, WhatsApp, SMS at the same time.

The expert double-threader will stay current with the flow of all their chats, being careful not to send the wrong message to the wrong people.

The unsuccessful: may God have mercy on your Slack

Me (SMS): Hey, hey, are you still there? Are you chatting someone else - are you tryna double-thread me?
Her (3 minutes later): Baby, I'm sorry, you caught me! Haha. I'll tell my mother I'll hit her up later.
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Boss (WhatsApp group chat): Everybody, I need that response on the Dithers account in the next five minutes.
Soon-to-be ex-employee: Marlon, get a load of Mr. Next Five Minutes. Next time I see the boss, I'll tell him he has five minutes to fuck off!
Boss: looks like somebody dosen't know accounting OR double-threading

by Burntsox August 7, 2022

Double P

The phrase one says when they are about to get some Premium Pussy or Dick(PeePee) and can be said by both genders

Mom: Where’re you going honey?
John: I’m going to get some Double P

by Focs July 28, 2022