Lilac Dick

1: When your girlfriend notices the smell and taste of lotion on your dick. A man's dick is never suppose to smell like lilacs

2: The medical terminology for when a man places his penis into the microwave and sets the time to "popcorn setting", which in turn blows up the tip of his penis so that it resembles the lilac

My girl noticed that I had the Lilac Dick. I told her I only thought about her when I jerked it though

by Weiner Stinkman September 23, 2011

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denim dick

the pain you get in your dick after grinding with a girl for an extended period of time without getting anything afterward; your dick gets rubbed raw by the scraping together of jeans

Yo Nick did you get with Rose last weekend?
Nah bro, she just gave me denim dick.

by mikeokhurts69 November 3, 2011

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[dick dips]

having sex, essentially dipping one's dick into a vagina.

"I was doing dick dips all night last night."

"I've been doing dick dips on so many broads lately that I'm getting tired."

"Sarah is sore from all the dick dips last night."

"Birds love it when I take them out for some dick dips."

by noelcarrick January 3, 2009

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Dick Flip

Concealing a boner by flipping it upwards, strapping it in place between your stomach and your waistband. Some guys may have to cover the tip of their penis with their shirt, making this a risky move in some situations. With practice it is possible to dick flip through your pocket, but this can take years to master.

"I had to dick flip like ten times during the date last night."
"I just saw John's tip sticking out of his waistband."
"I think Alex just did a dick flip."
"I've been dick flipping through my pocket since elementary school"

by Internet Exploder March 30, 2017

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