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Cunt-o-dactyl

a huge prehistoric creature, with claw like hands, having no regard for their job that they've been doing for over ten years coupled with an inability to do said job and basically half-assing their way though their work day.
D is such a cunt-o-dactyl!!!
by mesqueunclub10 April 24, 2011
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cheeky little cunt

A Cheeky little Cunt is not by definitions a Cheeky little Cunt. A Cheeky little Cunts is a name you give someone that you love, like a good friend.

"You cheeky little cunt"
by Lukas22 December 20, 2016
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Out Of Touch Cunts

The only sensible way to describe the colossally oblivious staff at Urban Dictionary, who wouldn't be able to spot culturally relevant humour if it was fashioned into a .50 caliber machine gun round and fired into their gormless, fuckwitted faces.
You are Out Of Touch Cunts.
Out Of Touch Cunts is what you are.
Tourist: "Excusez moi, I was 'oping to locate some utterly clueless fuckwits to mock. I am a long way from 'ome and 'ave no idea where to look."
Helpful person: "Sadly, you aren't actually in America, so the number of utterly clueless fuckwits is going to be quite low. What you need to do is visit the on-line Urban Dictionary. The people that run that thing are such brainless shit-cunts that I'd be surprised if they weren't ALL American! Hahahaha!"
Tourist: "Hahahahahaha! They must be real Out Of Touch Cunts, nes pas?"
Helpful person: " Yes! They really are! Utter fucking wankstains, the lot of them! Allegedly!"
by Dubwar666 May 14, 2019
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Complete and utter cunt

Often is a dingle and is found trolling England forums 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

Has a fetish for ponies.
That (Claret Charlie, mel gibson, robbie savage, trevor hemmings) is a complete and utter cunt.
by Completeanduttercunt November 13, 2011
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slut up cunt

variation of "what up mate" or "whats happening dude?"

(see: slut up)
Joe: slut up cunt?
Grandma: nuttin much mofo
by j0n June 29, 2003
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to have cunt in one

To have a level of aggressiveness, nastiness, shiftiness or lack of empathy in a person. Australian term.
To have cunt in one

E.g. A shy introverted person and the ideal Buddhist monk have little or no cunt in them at all. In contrast an aggressive or a back-stabbing person has a lot of cunt in them.
by workingclassredneck January 5, 2008
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Time-Consuming Cunt

("TC squared")
A rude person, whom often does things like cutting in line, or running a red light, that generally waste your time. These people are looked down upon in the first world.
Man A: "Why is that person looking at Taco Bell's menu now, when he could have done that in the 30 minute line?"
Man B: "What a Time-Consuming Cunt!"
by M-Dawg 5Kilo February 6, 2013
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