Bloober

Someone close to you, someone you'd do anything for. Basically your ride or die. It can be used in a platonic and romantic sense.

You know Sydney? She's my bloober!

by Anomalyyy January 18, 2024

Blood Orgy

5 or more people required.
75% of your body needs to have blood coverage.

On average 2 cups of blood per person involved.

Sacrifice is not a requirement.

“Hey Mark, did you pick up your blood for the blood orgy tonight?”

“Yeah Nate, I sure did. Mine even has aids!”
“Awe, lucky you!”

by FlapWheel. January 19, 2024

Blood Wolf

A legendary prehistoric relative of the modern wolf weighing in average 2,000 pounds and standing seven feet tall at the shoulder. Blood wolves were carnivores and their primary prey was giant ground sloths.

Alexa, how big is a blood wolf?

by Rick the paleontologist January 22, 2024

Bloodpetals

A server that was once active that is now dead. There were so many cool people on this server but unfortunately they all stopped being active.

Defined:
bloodpetals used to be so cool

by dhash43 January 23, 2024

Blood nut

A forbidden jiu jutsu move where you force your testicles into your opponent's face, causing their primal senses to bite them, and then the opponent will drown in the blood from your nuts.

My best friend died the other day. Someone blood nutted him.

by SILLY SAMOON January 31, 2024

Bloody Banana Peel

When two circumcised males Dock, resulting in penile splitting of the receiving male.

John said to Brodie, “did you hear Tom gave Drew a Bloody Banana Peel? He split it in four!”

by Dadrooski February 1, 2024

Bloody Donald

A Scottish variation of a Bloody Mary, traditionally served to a young man at his bachelor party. The recipe follows a similar them to the Bloody Mary, but the vodka is replaced with Scotch, and the tomato juice is replaced with the period blood of a fat stripper. Serve with ice and a slice.

We served Donald a pint of Bloody Donald in the Highlander in Ibiza

by Stegner February 2, 2024