Frog in a blender

When a female partner carries syphilys, and is on her period engages in a a sexual act where a penis acts as a blender producing a green and red substance in the woman’s uterus.

Jane and Marcus participated in a frog in a blender.

by Horsecock489 January 1, 2025

The Lonely Island (BLER)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Lonely Island (BLER)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 20, 2025

A Four By Four Blended Family Bubblegum Smack: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Four By Four Blended Family Bubblegum Smack: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025

Child Labor And The Blended Family Four By Four Bubblegum Smack.

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Person 343: Child Labor And The Blended Family Four By Four Bubblegum Smack.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 12, 2025

Gentleman's Blessing

When someone sneezes on am exposed set of testicles.

I was asleep at my uncle's house, woke up and caught him giving me a gentleman's blessing.

by the t3 February 28, 2025

Picking up bler

Picking up bler

Picking up bler

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 18, 2025

perm penis bleeding

penis watermelon juice coming out heres how to fix:
1. have a stone
2. arts and crafts
3. glue it to your penis
4. now it will start leaking out with a higher area range

i got stabbed in the penis now i have perm penis bleeding and it will never stop

by dfffgsdgffgsdgffgfd March 26, 2025