Person 1: "I met the most perfect guy/girl online!"
Person 2: "those aren't real you fucking moron. Go touch grass"
Person 2: "those aren't real you fucking moron. Go touch grass"
by JEFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF March 22, 2022
Get the Perfect guy/girlmug. often referred as any vape products under aged kids use in high school. juul, suorin, bo, phix etc... can all be called the guy.
by Daniel Kipp January 28, 2018
Get the the guymug. by IAmTheDanger,Skyler March 13, 2022
Get the Big Guy Armymug. Hym "I think he's mad we called his wife a whore by way of extension..."
Iam "Hey, you hear about that french guy who wanted to wait to have sex until marriage and after the two of them got married she divorced him immediately for not having a big enough weiner?"
Hym "Yeah, I did! That was crazy! I guess that why waiting until marriage is a stupid idea. Have half of your shit taken away from you for not having a big enough dick? That is wild."
Iam "Yeah. Tell me about it. You hear that they had to ban home paternity test because they found that 33% of men taking them were raising kids that were not their own?"
Hym "Really? Well, aren't you just a wealth of knowledge today"
Iam ☺️
Hym "Now get back to work!"
Iam 😑
Iam "Hey, you hear about that french guy who wanted to wait to have sex until marriage and after the two of them got married she divorced him immediately for not having a big enough weiner?"
Hym "Yeah, I did! That was crazy! I guess that why waiting until marriage is a stupid idea. Have half of your shit taken away from you for not having a big enough dick? That is wild."
Iam "Yeah. Tell me about it. You hear that they had to ban home paternity test because they found that 33% of men taking them were raising kids that were not their own?"
Hym "Really? Well, aren't you just a wealth of knowledge today"
Iam ☺️
Hym "Now get back to work!"
Iam 😑
by Hym Iam May 18, 2022
Get the French Guymug. extremely disgusting guy who wears striped sweaters to gym and your friend and her boyfriend insists that you date ( but your not ever going to bc your talking to someone)
by mattiefukswithno1 November 29, 2017
Get the striped sweater guymug. "Guys have you heard of this guy named Mr. Smith as a history teacher? He is a big poo poo buttface!"
by Big Santa May 2, 2024
Get the guy named Mr. Smith as a history teachermug. A cool short guy most of them are playing league of legends and they're not that good their signature !!!!!! sound is NAI
by EMRENEEMAN March 22, 2017
Get the guy chefetzmug.