When you're guy besti gets a girlfriend that takes up all his time but she's a mini version of you. She's a 2.hoe.
by Hollsac November 12, 2023
Get the 2.hoemug. by _sillyguy_0 June 9, 2023
Get the Jerker.2.omug. girl: dude did you see that video of the kid in the locker room?
friend: yes bro his dick was so small and he was doing the 2 finger pinch!
friend: yes bro his dick was so small and he was doing the 2 finger pinch!
by 2fingerpincher July 21, 2025
Get the 2 finger pinchmug. How bored are you?
There's no way you're this bored of a person
Like how did you even type all of this- whatever
There's no way you're this bored of a person
Like how did you even type all of this- whatever
I typed the most long word ever! it's "qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpPaAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlLzZxXcCvVbBnNmM1¹2²3³4⁴5⁵6⁶7⁷8⁸9⁹0⁰@#№$¢_&-_+±(<)>/*★"”'’:;!¡?¿~`|•♪√πΠ÷ק¶∆£¢€¥^↑°′=≠{(})\%‰©®™✓"
by Boredom words August 16, 2023
Get the qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpPaAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlLzZxXcCvVbBnNmM1¹2²3³4⁴5⁵6⁶7⁷8⁸9⁹0⁰@#№$¢_&-_+±(<)>/*★"”'’:;!¡?¿~`|•♪√πΠ÷ק¶∆£¢€¥^↑°′=≠{(})\%‰©®™✓[]mug. A sound you hear in the middle of the night that you cannot explain with science it is supernatural and you just have to accept that it exists and ignore it
Friend 1: Did you just hear that 2 am sound
Friend 2: yeah I’m just not gonna fuck with it
Friend 1: straight
Friend 2: yeah I’m just not gonna fuck with it
Friend 1: straight
by Bean plant February 12, 2020
Get the 2 am soundmug. And people who are basically pseudo-politicians.
Hym “Any-who, where was I? Oh right, politicians are basically retards and we live in dystopia. Yeah, so... you got more people to work hard... how many of those people are ‘living lives of quiet desperation’ and how far past the first bottleneck did they make it? The next hierarchical bottleneck? One of them made a widget or a do-dad that ensures a retirement at a time of their choosing... their fuck trophies take the extra special fuck trophy path in life and don’t have to do the thing they expect me to do... and we haven’t found a better way, right? Let me ask you something.... If I found a better way, would you allow me to implement it? I mean, you won’t even let me take credit for the contents of my own mind. So no. I would have to kill you all. Just like my current situation.... you would need me to kill you all... and then you could say ‘See!? See!? Look how many people that system kills!!! Our thing was so much better because instead of violence we use subterfuge and emotional abuse (literal emotional abuse, ha!)!’ I don’t see how that doesn’t just make as the slave with one hundred masters... which is why YouTubers all sell ‘hard work.’ Work hard.... so you can afford to add a new master. You get to choose!
Hym “Any-who, where was I? Oh right, politicians are basically retards and we live in dystopia. Yeah, so... you got more people to work hard... how many of those people are ‘living lives of quiet desperation’ and how far past the first bottleneck did they make it? The next hierarchical bottleneck? One of them made a widget or a do-dad that ensures a retirement at a time of their choosing... their fuck trophies take the extra special fuck trophy path in life and don’t have to do the thing they expect me to do... and we haven’t found a better way, right? Let me ask you something.... If I found a better way, would you allow me to implement it? I mean, you won’t even let me take credit for the contents of my own mind. So no. I would have to kill you all. Just like my current situation.... you would need me to kill you all... and then you could say ‘See!? See!? Look how many people that system kills!!! Our thing was so much better because instead of violence we use subterfuge and emotional abuse (literal emotional abuse, ha!)!’ I don’t see how that doesn’t just make as the slave with one hundred masters... which is why YouTubers all sell ‘hard work.’ Work hard.... so you can afford to add a new master. You get to choose!
Politicians part 2: Breaking Down
It’s not real-slavery is you get to choice your master... and you have several... how many can you afford? Work harder so you can add a few more. Don’t share your Netflix password. That’s allowing people to avoid the slavery... Don’t watch the piracy of my movie... that I copy-and-pasted from urban dictionary.... buy my book... where I nitpick information from the books that I’ve read and/or sell my molested clients stories! Hey guys! Where was Christian God while that guys butthole was getting fucked? Where was he? Do you know? Do you have a guess? Something to muse on... I mean, if the creature was watching then it’s a pedophile.... You know that right? It’s likely that it exists outside of time and I’ve already killed it. Which is neat. But that means I can’t rewind time and fuck the whore instead of the retard (news guy... that’s not how time works).... Hmmm.... Hey! Maybe Nietzsche had a near death experience! I WILL probably end up talking to him after I kill the creature... 🤔 That would make sense. This was a long one. I’ll come back to it.”
It’s not real-slavery is you get to choice your master... and you have several... how many can you afford? Work harder so you can add a few more. Don’t share your Netflix password. That’s allowing people to avoid the slavery... Don’t watch the piracy of my movie... that I copy-and-pasted from urban dictionary.... buy my book... where I nitpick information from the books that I’ve read and/or sell my molested clients stories! Hey guys! Where was Christian God while that guys butthole was getting fucked? Where was he? Do you know? Do you have a guess? Something to muse on... I mean, if the creature was watching then it’s a pedophile.... You know that right? It’s likely that it exists outside of time and I’ve already killed it. Which is neat. But that means I can’t rewind time and fuck the whore instead of the retard (news guy... that’s not how time works).... Hmmm.... Hey! Maybe Nietzsche had a near death experience! I WILL probably end up talking to him after I kill the creature... 🤔 That would make sense. This was a long one. I’ll come back to it.”
by Hym Iam November 1, 2022
Get the Politicians part 2: Breaking Downmug. by FCCRickRoll250 October 21, 2023
Get the rach 2mug.