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joe freestyle

Jimmy: I heard you banged Susan last week

Steve: Totally, I went Joe Freestyle

Jimmy: Seriously? She has every STD known to man. Good luck with that
by Bigshooter2015 September 15, 2016
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Joe

Joey is the nickname for the person who invented the name “Karen.” Joe is an emotionally insecure person who lacks critical thinking skills and lacks emotional intelligence. Joe can be male or female. Joe gets offended at objective feedback and rejects any information that is not homogenized aka “popular”. Joe has poor hygiene practices, has a diet of mostly over-processed food, gets little to any exercise, and is not a life-long learner, but Joe does accept any information disseminated via mainstream media as gospel. Joe feels ego-attacked by Karen because Karen is holistically healthy, usually is correct when she speaks because she does her research, and she knows how to admit personal fallible and how to take personal responsibility ...skills that Joe does not possess.
Joe is ranting about Karen via social media again, because Karen is discussing topics above his IQ and she’s defending humanity for which Joe benefits, while Joe cowers in fear, makes passive-aggressive comments, while secretly feeling inferior and powerless.
by Analytical Perspective September 26, 2020
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Joe Biden

A senile grandpa who happened to stumble into the white house one day, raising the dead from their graves to cast votes for him. Frequently gets lost in the white house garden, requiring pathfinding redirection like a Skyrim NPC in a broken quest.
"America can be defined in one sentence: Asafuhmuttahanan," Joe Biden said in his speech.
by NASCARJUNKMAN July 7, 2024
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Joe-Job

A blowjob given by the inventor of the Sloppy Joe.
I just got the craziest joe-job, and then they gave me this sloppy sandwich.
by Cocrates August 4, 2025
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Joe

Person 1: I just met Joe
Person 2: Who's Joe
Person 1: Joe mama
by I can't concentrate October 12, 2019
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Joe

"Joe" is a slang term used to describe someone with significant wealth or financial abundance, often implying an easy or affluent lifestyle.

The phrase "Joe Money" is a shorthand way to reference someone who has a lot of money, highlighting their ability to afford luxuries or handle financial responsibilities with ease.
Don’t worry about the bill—Joe’s got it; he’s loaded.
by shojablitz November 22, 2024
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hobbo joe

He is not nice and is most of time a hobbo and he has no friends and he smells like rotten cheese. BUT MOST IMPORTANT:HE IS A NOOB!!!
by You are mean July 13, 2017
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