Poke a turtle's eye

When you masturbate while talking to those of the same sex on Oovoo

Dood Mike did you "poke a turtle's eye"?

-yeah dood, I'm poking it right now

by musicman1993 September 26, 2010

lobster eyes

When someone's eyes are extremely far apart from each other

Is your bitch from the sea? Cuz she got lobster eyes

by magones May 5, 2016

Pirate-eye

When an unexpected throbbing symptom is exhibited in the left frontal lobe, above the eye socket. Resulting in brain neuron missfiring. Also known as 'Freezerain'.

Me: Holy fuck I just got Pirate-eye!
Friend: You mean Freezerain?
OR
Me: "how do you spell ' friend'again (as they are attempting spell check"
Friend: "wtf? You got pirate-eye?"

by Asahi#4 April 10, 2022

eye-red

The act of aiming for more than is deemed to be realistically attainable. Overly ambitious.

Lesley is an eye-red one, she persisted despite doctors' diagnosing her as barren, and is now pregnant with twins.

by Tokinn September 12, 2020

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. September 18, 2025

eye candi

Like eye candy but with a sassy, bombshell-punk twist: An alt-indie hottie who shows off glorious amounts of skin, smatterings of ink and loads of badass edge.

"Did you catch that hot-ass piece of eye candi workin' the counter at the used records store?”

by mr something May 18, 2014

hazel eyes

soemthing i swear i have and have been in denial for years. if you have brown near the pupil and greenish near the outer ring, it's hazel- not bRoWn.

Me: "Do I have hazel eyes?"
My classmate: -jealousy sets in-"...no theyre brown"

by <3Zainab<3 February 18, 2022