one stroke wonder

Dennis cummings

dennis is one stroke wonder king

by daddylongdeek January 6, 2019

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One Sheet Wonder

A trip to bathroom require the use of only one wipe; which, although may be a sign of not having enough fiber in one's diet, it is definitely a wonderful thing.

Christian: 'Man, just had a one sheet wonder!"

Patrick: "So jealous brah."

by airborne8 February 23, 2011

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one handed computing

Using only the mouse to browse the kind of sites that require the other hand free for something else ;)

The wife is in a mood - looks like I'll be doing some one handed computing tonight

by BubaMan January 29, 2014

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When you are fucking a girl from behind and you shove your thumb in her ass and she turn her head and makes a noise like a dolphin saying , “ nuh uh, nuh uh” in disapproval of having a thumb shoved her ass.

I was fucking this back page girl from behind the other day I shoved my thumb in her ass and she gave me the one eyed dolphin.

by Rustyshackelford3 May 31, 2018

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Just One Pump

The "Just One Pump" Frappuccino is the favourite drink of skinny bitches, along with the Vodka Diet Coke.

This is an option you can ask for when ordering your Frappuccino at Starbucks.

It refers to barristas pumping less sugar syrup into your drink to have less calories.
Barristas usually put 2 or 3 pumps in the cup, skinny bitches want only 1.

*At Starbucks*
- Hi darling, I just got out of my yoga class and I'm dying for a little booster. I'd like a Venti Coffee Frap with 2 extra shots of espresso. Just One Pump please.
- Sure. What name should I put on the cup?
- You don't recognize me bitch? I'm Kim Kardashian!

by MVCrew16 January 9, 2014

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