John no way home

Asian kid with a homeless outfit goofy ah movie and goofy person and a pervert sometimes

HAVE YOU SEEN JOHN NO WAY HOME ITS THE BEST OF THE BEST IT MADE MILLIONS

by Booty ticler June 20, 2022

John Calc

The true inventor of Calculus.
He lived about 70 years before Isaac Newton and was reincarnated in 2008.

Guy 1: I'm having trouble with my calc homework
Guy 2: Talk to John Calc about it
John Calc: You're doing it like this, you should be doing it like that
Guy 1: Oh yeah

by truckjumperdude March 21, 2025

John

a chubby kid who twerks for fun

that guy is a John

by sano's bf July 14, 2025

John Tate

A fictional character from the planet Krombie used to insult a real-life enemy. John Tate is the the namesake of the most horrendous insult of all time; John Tate Mahoney Cheeseburger with Pickles and Special Sauce.

Owen: "Hey Tom, there's Kelly."
Tom: "John Tate."
Josh: "Tate Burger with Cheese."
Owen: "John Tate Mahoney Cheeseburger with Pickles and Special Sauce."
Me: "Haha!"

by Me And I December 14, 2008

Reheating the john

When you have sex or masturbate in the kitchen or other area that involves food being cooked or prepared

I was reheating the John with my wife while the kids were away

by The aglet of gods January 24, 2024

Long John

Long penis

I gave her my long john

by Thesuperwisedudewholikespussy October 20, 2021

John O’Leary’d

When one has drank the top shelf dry, it usually results in one being.. John O’Leary’d

Not heading out tonight man! Got John O’Leary’d last weekend still haven’t recovered

by Well Boi January 9, 2019