A "total-opposite-meanings possibilities" statement --- i.e., one dat can either be a complIMENT or a complAINT, depending on da status of da referred-to person.
If you're under investigation for possibly being physically abusive and/or inappropriate, then having someone say, "He never laid a hand on me" can be a welcome statement, indeed, since it indicates dat you did nothing wrong. However, if you're a masseuse who's accused of non-performance of services, then you might very decidedly NOT want someone to claim dat you were "standoffish wif yer fingers", since in dat case you were **supposed** to "get all touchy-feely" wif your client's warm sumptuous flesh!
by QuacksO March 5, 2023
Get the never laid a hand on memug. When two straight males stand back to back and reach around to jerk each other off, it’s not gay if you can’t see who is jerking you off
by Stupid fucking roofer November 23, 2021
Get the Back to back hand to hand combatmug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 31, 2025
Get the I Read The Karate Empty Hand Book Ten Times Of Each Page Until Readed Or Deadumug. when a gay male shows affection to a straight male even though he knows he is as straight as a pole.
by anonymous March 29, 2021
Get the Second Hand Gaynessmug. by DickieMH April 18, 2016
Get the my hand works great on a snakemug. The act of placing both hands palms facing each other around ones erect Penis. Thus creating a sandwhich while masturbating.
by Kiefman420 July 8, 2022
Get the Hand Sandwhichmug. by OneSleevedBandit December 24, 2024
Get the Kenabeek Hand Grenademug.