cheese tots

Dirty sex, including anal and oral sex.

Tom: "hey did you get cheese tots with Bailey last night?"
Phil: "hell yeah I did, it was greasier than a McDonald's Big Mac"
Tom: "damn son"

by elephantjosh December 12, 2015

Pulling cheese

A statement or action that is crazy, delusional, or wild.

If you get back with your ex you’re pulling cheese

by The cheese puller January 17, 2024

Cheese Grater

When someone rubs a penis and or dildo up and down on a person's six pack.

That man's abs are perfect for the cheese grater.

by sexi mexi6969 January 7, 2011

YN SWISS CHEESE

A sexual act where you slap slices of Swiss cheese onto someone’s face, typically in a kinky or humorous context, then ejaculate on them, with the cheese’s holes creating a patterned effect on the cumshot.

Example: “Things got freaky with my partner last night—we tried a YN Swiss Cheese and couldn’t stop cracking up at the cheesy chaos!”

by A. Miller September 20, 2025

cheese towel

The towel/rag/shirt/what have you, that you used to wipe cum off yourself.

"Ew bro why is this washcloth stiff?"
"That's my cheese towel from the other night!"

by Bearded.gringo March 30, 2016

Cheese Wizzing

Taking a piss while in the act of grilled cheesing

Halford says "Hey Rocky! were your Cheese Wizzing when you pissed all over the seat today at Taco Bell?"

by Scott "Just Scott" K January 6, 2009

cheese

your mum

Person 1:cheese
Person 2( certified chav): omg that's well racist

by the friendly tennis ball November 23, 2021