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Jellyfish Sex

A form of foreplay in which one gives the male partisipant head while tugging on his pubes (jellyfish tentacles) and licking his sac (the squishy part of the jellyfish)
Mark: Dude, my girlfriend gave me glorious head last night
Rob: Duuuuuude, did she finally agree to give you jellyfish sex?
Mark: Heck yes!
by nOOms April 10, 2011
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Matrix Sex

A sexual position where the woman bends her knees, while standing, into a 90 degree angle and keeps her balance, while the man runs at her and pierces her vagina with the force of a gun.
Dude, I just had some hot matrix sex with my chick last night.
by CrossLaChantu December 27, 2010
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house sex

house sex -kitchen, bathroom, living room, dinning room, hall way, bed room, every were in the house!!!
by martin24 January 30, 2012
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Trivia Sex

When playing computerized trivia, such as Buzztime Trivia, at a bar, one enters into an unspoken competition with another bar patron in order to appear both intelligent and attractive. At the end of the trivia game, one of the trivia players may, if feeling particularly ballsy, approach the other player to buy him/her a drink or procure contact information.
Maggie: Emma, come play pool with me and James!

Emma: After this game. What is the capital of Kansas? TrviaBob is going down!

Maggie: Oh, Trivia Sex....
by HoneyBriO January 6, 2009
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Pig sex

Pig sex is a fairly common but rarely discussed fetish where the fetish object is someone who the individual finds grossly unattractive, perhaps even repulsive.

A pig sex fetish is different from the tendency for undersexed or hypersexual individuals to select unattractive partners who represent the easiest opportunity to engage in sexual intercourse. People interested in pig sex actively fetishize and pursue sexual experiences with others they subjectively feel are very ugly, it is the very ugliness which is the turn on for these individuals. Pig sex fetishists are often capable of having an active sex life with people they consider more attractive and tend to indulge their fetish every now and then.

Both heterosexual and homosexual males and females are known to indulge and a pornographic sub-genre has a presence on the web, usually prefixed as 'nasty' or 'ugly.'

The taboo nature of pig sex is probably a combination of two factors.

1. People in friend groups tend to judge each other by the attractiveness or personality of each other's casual or longterm partners. Openly indulging in or admitting to feeling intrigued by pig sex is likely to draw explicit and/or implicit criticism in all but the most open minded of friend groups.

2. Actually admitting to a partner that you wanted to have intercourse with them because they are the target of a pig sex fetish is unlikely to be considered as a positive affirmation by them. This is the case of course for a partner who represents an object of any kind of fetish, e.g the morbidly obese, a member of another ethnicity, people with disabilities etc. However I hope most readers with a consideration of other people's self-esteem would see what was especially wrong with saying that "I wanted to have sex with you in particular because I am fascinated with how repulsive I find you."
"You what, you actually shagged that fat lorry driver with the ear hair!?!"

"Sometimes I just want to have pig sex."
by Mycosis May 19, 2008
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toaster sex

To have anal - when a male inserts his penis into the arsehole of a fellow creature , may be a male or female or even a dog!
The toaster is the anus.
There are various jokes accompanied with this euphanism.
" The longer you leave it in, the browner it gets! "
" Wow those guys are having toaster sex! "
by Jena :D December 15, 2008
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sex hatch

can i coress your sex hatch caitlin
by mysterious fag June 25, 2006
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