Don't Touch The Poop is a term used amongst followers of Lolcows like Chris Chan, Cyraxx and Daniel Larson as a golden rule of sorts when it comes to their antics online. The act itself is referred to as "Poop Touching" and the people who often engage in Poop Touching are considered Weens
The phrase means to avoid interacting or any other kind of engagement with Lolcows as it usually doesn't result in the reaction you are looking for and more than likely it will also have some sort of negative consequence such as being doxed by more efficient trolls or by the Lolcow themselves.
The phrase means to avoid interacting or any other kind of engagement with Lolcows as it usually doesn't result in the reaction you are looking for and more than likely it will also have some sort of negative consequence such as being doxed by more efficient trolls or by the Lolcow themselves.
Person 1: "Yo I'm gonna DM Cyraxx and tell him I'm a girl that thinks he's hot! Won't that be so funny?!"
Person 2: "Thats a stupid fucking idea dude. Don't touch the poop."
Person 2: "Thats a stupid fucking idea dude. Don't touch the poop."
by kfc_manager__ May 15, 2025

by Big Chungs April 9, 2024

when you are about to leave for vacation and have to defecate , as soon as you defecate in the washroom and leave , you forget to flush. The poor pile of stool stays in the toilet water and marinates for the duration of your vacation and develops a sharp fermented odour from the remnants of the meal you ate on the day you were about to leave.
When you return from vacation and examine your stool , you find it beautifully pickled and ready to be savored.
That ladies and gentlemen is pickled poop.
When you return from vacation and examine your stool , you find it beautifully pickled and ready to be savored.
That ladies and gentlemen is pickled poop.
Sir Ronald Bartholomew Daquavius Jamal Rubus the Ninety-Eighth : Damn Nigga thats my 2 month old shit.
Random ass poop inspector : Yes Sir , that is a fine specimen of collection of pickled poop.
Random ass poop inspector : Yes Sir , that is a fine specimen of collection of pickled poop.
by 47akg47 July 10, 2023

Poop ouch/poo ouch. It could mean either the character Mr Peabody/ Mr pea baba, or the feeling of having to take a shit when your stomach hurts or a shit that hurts to take.
by whimsicalflyingfish June 11, 2025

Usually pooping is a solo act for shy people. A Pooping Tom is someone who likes to look at other people while they drop a log
by Polarbearwizard April 10, 2023

