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John Dollard

John Dollard is a certified Bitch
by ToastyMan420 January 19, 2023
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John

Someone with a 169% chance of stealing your girl, also a roblox playboy that might shit in your cocoa puffs when you're not looking.
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Holy crap! I can't believe I saw john!

John Smith! It's YOU!!!
by Shadow2003 November 29, 2019
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John Sedgwick

The utter most awful, Abhorrent, Disgusting Shit-hole school, I have ever had the misfortune of acknowledging the existence of. It is all toxic, Racist, Transphobic/homophobic, White, Vaping and pot-smoking shitheads. Most guys there are misogynistic assholes there and the women are the other end of extremes.

Pure, Lunatic, Psychotic, Dickbags.

Do not send your child to this school in Port Orchard, Washington state, United states of A.merica
Person 1: Yo what school do you go to?

Person 2: Oh just this school called John Sedgwick

Person 1: ÆSDJSJJJSJSJŒAæRTLŁJÎTŸ

OH FUCK THAT PLACE, I'D RATHER MY GIRL PREFORM NUT PUPPETS TO ME INSTEAD OF GO THERE-
by ÜwÜuuuuuu July 29, 2023
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John Hancock

Girl1: my boyfriend hasn't had sex for awhile and he has been in the bathroom more often
Girl2: mm gurl yo man is either a John Hancock or he cheaten On u
by C0mm0n s3ns3 July 23, 2018
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John-Fakte/John-Behaviour

John-Fakte (John-behaviour in English) is the official name of the disease of always wanting to touch or destroy everything in sight. The official name, "John-fakte" is Norwegian, and originates from the person who "invented" the disease, John TV. (His last name will always remain a secret). The disease spreads very fast, and in the worst case scenario, it can destroy other people. There is currently no cure in existance for the dangerous disease, doctors are still working hard. If a person has the "John-Behaviour", he/she will typically try to annoy you and destroy your belongings, especially technology.
"Dude, what happened to my computer? I just left it here on my desk, and now it's destroyed!"
"It might have been the rare John-fakte/John-Behaviour!"
by Verngris June 11, 2019
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John

Large cock and ball will smash to the end of his days America fuck all around guy
Ohhhhyay John smash harder
by Dhdhdbd May 6, 2021
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John Ham Boy

Loves the word, "Poopy in my butthole, Poopy in my butthole." looks like a rat. And wil forver be 4'2. Loves poopy in my butthole. Cant skate for his life.
John Ham Boy

cant skate ikr
by yungggphat July 2, 2019
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