by Geyfj September 12, 2020
Falling Down Stairs Syndrome, or FDS, is an ailment that afflicts assclowns.
Symptoms:
Deliberate Foot-in-mouth, general clumsiness, social awkwardness, and boobery.
Secondary symptoms:
Flushed complexion, sweaty armpits, uncontrollable (and contagious) giggling.
Origins:
First diagnosed in a middle-aged man of Caucasian and Asian descent who was known to exhibit each feature of said syndrome without apparent threat to his regular physical health, despite the obvious detriment it had on his social state. Simply put, if one was to extrapolate the essence of how said Caucasian/Asian man carried out his existence, one would liken it to a human being falling down the stairs....constantly...at an extreme speed.
Symptoms:
Deliberate Foot-in-mouth, general clumsiness, social awkwardness, and boobery.
Secondary symptoms:
Flushed complexion, sweaty armpits, uncontrollable (and contagious) giggling.
Origins:
First diagnosed in a middle-aged man of Caucasian and Asian descent who was known to exhibit each feature of said syndrome without apparent threat to his regular physical health, despite the obvious detriment it had on his social state. Simply put, if one was to extrapolate the essence of how said Caucasian/Asian man carried out his existence, one would liken it to a human being falling down the stairs....constantly...at an extreme speed.
Hey Bro, you actually shouldn't laugh right at him because as far as we know there's no known cure for FALLING DOWN STAIRS SYNDROME (FDS); have some compassion.
by N@alie October 03, 2014
Your mom called me and said "I am pulling the stairs down from the attic". I responded "please, honey you ain't pulling that shit on me!".
by laughinATCHA January 15, 2010
euphemism for cunnilingus
by KellyG September 24, 2006
code for developing a case of the runs after eating some questionable food, or after a night of heavy drinking.
"How was the show"
"It was good, but all that had was warm draft beer."
"Ooh. How are you this morning, then?"
"Well, the devil went down to georgia about 7 this morning, I don't think he has plans of leaving."
"It was good, but all that had was warm draft beer."
"Ooh. How are you this morning, then?"
"Well, the devil went down to georgia about 7 this morning, I don't think he has plans of leaving."
by Tbola April 01, 2006
Spetznaz: OH FUCK HES GOT A RIOT SHIELD
TF141: TAKE THAT YOU FUCKER! senseless riot shield beat down ftw!
TF141: TAKE THAT YOU FUCKER! senseless riot shield beat down ftw!
by Mokhok April 05, 2010
Your average businessman by day but Affliction wearing, fauxhawk sporting, jagerbomb drinking, douchebag all up in the club VIP at night. DLD for short.
So I saw this good looking guy in a suit at the grocery store today, but I suspect he's a down-low douchebag cause that's the average San Francisco male between the ages of 24 - 40...
by HKRBM July 29, 2009