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Trump killed abortion

Hym "HE KILLED IT! TRUMP KILLED ABORTION! HE RAPED IT! AND THEN HE MURDERED IT! AND THEN HE BURIED IT IN HIS BACKYARD! BUT WAIT! A COP IS INVESTIGATING! GONNA HAVE TO KILL HIM TOO! BAM! SHOVEL TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! GONNA HAVE TO HIDE THE CORPSE! BUT THE COPS ARE ON TO US! WE'LL HAVE TO DIG UP THE ABORTIONS, GRAB THE ABORTIONS AND THE COP, AND TOSS THEM INTO THE BACK OF THE TRUCK! DRIVE OUT TO THE FOREST AND BURY THE BOTH IN A SHALLOW GRAVE! WE'RE DIGGING THE GRAVE BUT, OH NO! RANDOM HUNTER IN THE WOODS! BANG BANG! CLAP THE HUNTER BEFORE HE REALIZES WHAT'S HAPPENING! WE'LL JUST HAVE TO DIG THE HOLE A LITTLE BIT DEEPER..."
by Hym Iam April 12, 2024
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Donald Trump

by TheBidenAdministration April 23, 2024
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Donald Trump

the best presidant the US has seen in a long time
me: LOOK ITS DONALD TRUMP

them: eww u like that man
me: YES HES THE BEST
by Kyleigh💕 April 23, 2024
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Donald Trump

The Nobel Piece of shit prize is inspired by Donald Trump, The perfect example of a Piece of shit, and the first person to have a PHD in the subject of Shitology.
by Higradeja May 7, 2024
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Two-Pump Trump

Sort of like “two pump chump” (only lasts two pumps before finishing during intercourse) but after Stormy Daniels detailed testimony, it’s clear that the defendant needed a new nickname as he loves to apply them to others, unwittingly. It’s just fair, funny and it fits.
“Donald laid on top of me, pumped twice, finished, rolled over and fell asleep! He’s a two-pump Trump which is similar to a two-pump chump but more orange.
by TRIMROOM May 8, 2024
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Trump-Dot

When Trump reaches down his diaper and then taps the back of the head of a nearby worker. (Everyone laughs nervously)
John is now a true Trumper. John got a Trump-Dot earlier today in the Bedminster offices.
by aoktrouble May 11, 2024
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Trumping

Whining about something that is unfair, really unfair, the most unfair of all unfairs, when it’s actually the truth.
Dude 1: “I just got fucked over. It’s unfair.”
Dude2: “You had an affair with a porn star, you lie at every opportunity, you’re a complete crook in business, you’re a megalomaniac and a sociopath. Quit your Trumping.”
Dude 1: “Whar’s Trumping?”
Dude 2: “”The new definition for whining, check out Websters.”
by Fart Esq May 13, 2024
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