out john

When you get in the port-a-potty at the end of a long hot steamy summer day and she still gives you a blumpkin.

Man I heard she was a freak but didn't believe it till she gave me an out John at the festival.

by Sandy, AE, Sphinkter September 17, 2017

Discount John Cena

An employee of an industrial supply company who always wears a dirty athletic fit shirt. Although he's constantly in the gym he cannot seem to make any gains in strength or size.

"Yo, this dude looks just like a discount John Cena! Everyone look, it's discount John Cena!"

by King Unicorn August 31, 2017

John Muffler

A dude who be muffling johns, aka suckin dick

"Shut up Sam you just a lil john muffler"

by Nopyyy February 2, 2024

John Corness Corntoes IV

A historical figure on Cornearth and the Cornverse in which he was banished to Potato Potat Tater V for disobeying the Cornbookious Cornelton and refusing to consume the corn in which Cornell Cornelius Cornbob has provided for him.

Yo, did you hear the infamous story of John Corness Corntoes IV?

by Cornell_Cornelius_Cornbob September 27, 2022

John

John is a teenager that is addicted to classic anime and westerns.

He is SUCH a John!
I know right!!

by JoeYabuki December 22, 2018

John

a beautiful dude from unordinary, created by uru-chan. truly hotly amazing. and no im not an otaku

Arlo - "John you shit"
John - "oh look at this dumb fuck lmfao"

by john Chloe richelle eli oneli January 26, 2022

John

a noun. it's everything

"What's a john?"
"It's a noun! It's everything!"

by balls in yo jawls <3 November 8, 2023