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i like your shoes

i want to butt fuck you, being the large inmate i am
inmate : “i like your shoes”
inmate #2 : “that’s actually so gay on the low
by sheeransters September 5, 2022
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Walking like an Egyptian

When your guts are so upset you're literally exploding at both ends.

Hence replicating the 'Walk like an Egyptian' dance.
Heard RaRa had a bad reheated curry yesterday.
Yeah, poor bugger was walking like an Egyptian all night.
by Kiz... December 18, 2022
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Listen Like Thieves

On the talk back show
On the radio
At the local bar
In the hot traffic
By the red tail lights
Everybody's down on their knees
Listen like thieves
But who needs that
When it's all in your hands
And we take it down
To the end of town
Where they have control
But they're loosing touch
When the lights go out

You are all you need
You are all you need
So don't hesitate
There's no time to waste
You just do it for yourself
by Death Menace February 3, 2023
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Jackoff Jeff Likes Em Like He Likes His Women

BIG! Jackoff Jeff likes em big enough to block him from the scorching sun on a hot summer day. Big enough to be considered jolly all year long, not just Christmas. Big enough to shop at Lane Giant and Torrid. Big enough to be considered pleasantly plump. Big enough to take up enough seating for three - him, her, and her other ass cheek.

Jeff's fav quote: Go BIG or go home with one who is
We all know Jackoff Jeff likes em like he likes his women - BIG
by one pissed off mama March 24, 2011
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suck it like a snipe

Person 1: "We've not even made it to Salisbury and I'm thirsty"
Person 2: " Oh. Suck it like a snipe"
by alpinesnipe April 16, 2011
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it's like Japan

When something is as wet as Japan after the tusnami.
Person1: *steps in a puddle of water in the bathroom* aahhhh fuck it's like Japan in here

Person: "dawg, i'm sorry"
by TaylorMcdreamy May 17, 2011
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high value like

A high value like is when you get a like for an activity on Facebook from someone who is one of the following:

a.) Highly attractive
b.) Particularly selective with their likes
c.) Someone who regularly posts good content themselves
Roger: "Hey dude, did you see that hot girl liked your Facebook status?"

Harry: "DANG! That's a high value like if ever I've seen one!"
by EddceLLent April 16, 2014
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