John Lee

A teenage boy that has Gerontophilia

Girl: Hey, I like John Lee

Boy: Ew, Why? He has Gerontophilia

by Son Yeon October 7, 2020

John

John is a man with a small penis, but the size of his big head makes up for it

Wow have you seen the size of John’s big head and I’m not talking about the one in his pants!!

by Mrs_B_12 November 23, 2021

John Tring

A name for someone who says a lot of slurs that they cannot reclaim, and makes new ones for new minorities.

Person A: "Can't stand these fucking clankers"
Person B: "Wow, you're a real John Tring!"

by benn lujdlhyfthbnow the real November 25, 2024

John Flansburgh

A John Flansburgh is a sexual act in which you fuck a woman doggy style and then charge her $650 for the mediocre act.

Person 1: "I gave your wife a John Flansburgh in the bed last night."

Person 2: "A John Flansburgh? Are you out of your goddamn mind? It's a sexual act, and a fucking disgusting one."

by cockwafer May 14, 2024

John Manuel grant

Makes everyone in the room so uncomfortable and is fucking sus

John Manuel grant made everyone uncomfortable today when we saw him

by Actual factual April 27, 2019

John

Big nose

Johns nose is huge man but have you seen his wang???

by Bungz July 5, 2022

John chua

John has fine ass and great tits he’s got a great Ching personally . She’s Chinese and thinks he can use the n word little does he know he has and never will be giving permission to use the n word. He’s best friends with Obama and lactates all the time. He’s a sensitive guy who can probably fit a whole..... up there.

He loves long walks on the beach with bus dog... he can probably fit... up there.

He’s Ching and doesn't accept his culture. He likes rice and noodles

John means my dogs don’t have a name. Actually his name is Gucci

John chua is a Chink Who is a Chines fuckers who make shit in a dark room

by My actual name is John December 5, 2019