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Pretty Whore Perfume

That wonderful fragrance on your clothing the morning after you had an amazing couch dance with a hot stripper the night before. It's a combination of cigarette smoke, cheap perfume and booze. Sometimes it is accompanied by a layer of stripper dust as an added bonus.
Jim said to Robert, "bro, you smell of Pretty Whore Perfume. You may want to change clothes before you go home tonight"! And that stripper dust is a dead bang giveaway! Did you pack a bro bag with a change of clothes?
by HarleyBroMan August 21, 2019
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water hose whore

A betie that the whole fire dept plows on the regular. Her lips are bootbeyed with bobos and she claims to be a good girl.
Mais popchock is all monyead because that water hose whore didnt want to play with his root.
by choooolookatem May 28, 2016
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Name-Praise Whores

The people on Urban Dictionary who randomly praise their own name or someone else's name for the sakes of either:
A) being an attention whore, or

B) to praise random people by giving a bullshit definition for their name here on UD.

People praising their lovers' names over UD are not fully or necessarily Name-Praise Whores - they are something FAR worse...
The people who define names such as Eli shown there or Gary shown here are probably Name-Praise Whores.
by Mr. Angry Eyes October 17, 2013
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annoying whore syndrome

The group of girls that take up the whole bathroom at lunchtime to do their hair and make-up, whilst insesantly giggling.
I think the seven dwarfs have annoying whore syndrome.
by Heyyyyaitscloudoo. January 5, 2012
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hot topic whore

Similar to the term Hot topic goth or Hot topic punk. This scene dresses in mostly hot topic and claim to be cooler than almost everyone because they like slipknot and korn. Most of the time they despise the "preps" and think that they should "all go to hell" for undisclosed reasons.
What a hot topic whore, thinking she's better than everyone else.
by Jackie Vengeance June 29, 2005
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Taxi Cab Whore

A Girl who charges sex by the mile.
$10 Per Mile.

M/S + M = T
Then
T(N) = $10(N)
M = One mile in feet
S = Size of manhood (In inches)
T = Total amount of thrusts per mile
N = Number of miles
Ex.1

5280/8 + 5280 = 5940
Then
5940(1) = $10(1)
5940 = $10

So, For every 5,940 Thrusts into the Vagina or Anus, the Taxi Cab Whore charges you $10

Ex.2

5280/7.5 + 5280 = 5984
Then
5984(2) = $10(2)
11968 = $20

If you thrust her for two miles worth of your manhood, Taxi Cab Whore charges you $20
by The-Mountain November 21, 2011
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Cunt-Faced-Whore

A whore who has a face that looks like a cunt.
Used to mock flatmates who cheat at mario kart.
by JohnM August 31, 2005
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