Pulling a Martha

1) Being very late.

2)Inviting someone over and then either
a)spending a long time on the phone with some dude while you play with her yellow lab in the kitchen.
OR
b)falling asleep while you watch a Rob Schneider movie.

1)Yeah she said she'd be here in ten minutes... 45 minutes ago. She's totally pulling a Martha.

2a)All of a sudden I realized, "dang, I've been playing with this dog for a long time, where'd she go?" then I found her talking on the phone with a guy she met once three months ago. Such a classic Martha move.

2b) I was laughing at Rob Schneider when I realized the other side of the room was silent. She was pulling a Martha for sure.

by the kt December 27, 2008

Pull and Push

for when you have no cleavage or want to flaunt what you do...pulling down your shirt a bit and pushing the girls together.

Mackenzie has no chance, she needs to use the Pull and Push.

by ReadyToFlaunt May 20, 2010

Pulling a Ryland

to walk long distances in some sort of extreme weather.

"dude there is somebody passed out on the side of the road! guess he was pulling a ryland..."

by Ryland K April 2, 2008

pull a nam

when someone fails at turning up to friends events, and usually has terrible excuses for not turning up

Party tomorrow night at ours, dont pull a nam on us

"Hey we are going out for dinner, you should come"
"nah sorry I dont feel like having dinner out"
"dont pull a nam on me"

by the slippery gypsy May 8, 2013

Pulling A Kizzy

Pulling A Kizzy is the act of taking your laptop onto the toilet with you while you take a shit. It is a great way of keeping yourself entertained whilst shitting. You can keep IM chats going, surf the web, watch tv shows, movies or porn, buy a new car, all from the comfort of your toilet. If performed properly, you run no risk of bacteria transfer onto the laptop. It's a perfectly safe, proven method for on-toilet entertainment.

**EXAMPLE 1**

Llamar: Ight mayne I finna drop a deuce now yahurrd

Dwayne: Ay yo mayne, the fuck you be doin? You takin yo comp in there to jerk off or sumfin?

Llamar: Nah mayne aintchu eva heard of Pulling A Kizzy? Dat shit is crazy...

Dwayne: Damn crip imma run home and try that shit right now

Llamar: Ight, coo, peace

**EXAMPLE 2**

[e-mail] says: sup
[e-mail] says: nm mayne pullin a kizzy
[e-mail] says: oh damn cool I pulled one earlier
[e-mail] says: good for you

by NJDevils44 October 16, 2008

body pull

The act of initiating an engagement with a mob or boss by moving within its aggro radius as opposed to using an offensive ability. This type of "pull" starts the encounter with the puller's threat/hate at 0, and thus makes it easier for a dps to pull threat initially.

1- *tank* "I'm going to body pull that pack."

2- *recently deceased #1* Why did we wipe?
*recently deceased #2* Huntard's pet body pulled the boss.

by URTV667 November 7, 2009

Pulled a Dale

The act of calling your girlfriend, who is 7 months pregnant while she on bed rest in the hospital, to end your relationship with no real explanation. The Dale will then proceed to get herpes, move in with a whore and use drugs.

"Did you hear? Ryan pulled a Dale! "

"No way! What an unbelievable asshole!"

by Zzzxzxx May 30, 2017