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Poop Blocker

That person who brazenly cuts in front of you in line for the bathroom, fully aware of your urgent intestinal plight. It's as if they take pleasure in your discomfort, making their act all the more infuriating.
"Honey, please don’t be a poop blocker when we get home. I’m crowning and it won't wait."
by Nacho Burris November 5, 2025
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Poops

“You weren’t supposed to tell him he’s retarded!”
“Poops!”
by FiddlingNinja November 26, 2019
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poop

i love to fart and eat poopies yayyayayayay 💩
'poop yumm'
by lovetiktokerrrrr June 4, 2020
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Poop

Magic That comes out of Your Butt
Random Guy- what you doing in there ?
You- Pooping
by TrapperOfTheCentury420 May 9, 2017
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Poop

A word used to define, the name Daniel means to take a big fat fart on a face then after that you have massive diara on the face and call it a baby.
The word poop is used to describe a baby.
by kfvkfnkfnkvn April 27, 2022
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poop

a delicioys consistenciy that comes from you butt
i ate a lot of poop today
by in my feels October 13, 2020
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Don't Touch The Poop

Don't Touch The Poop is a term used amongst followers of Lolcows like Chris Chan, Cyraxx and Daniel Larson as a golden rule of sorts when it comes to their antics online. The act itself is referred to as "Poop Touching" and the people who often engage in Poop Touching are considered Weens

The phrase means to avoid interacting or any other kind of engagement with Lolcows as it usually doesn't result in the reaction you are looking for and more than likely it will also have some sort of negative consequence such as being doxed by more efficient trolls or by the Lolcow themselves.
Person 1: "Yo I'm gonna DM Cyraxx and tell him I'm a girl that thinks he's hot! Won't that be so funny?!"

Person 2: "Thats a stupid fucking idea dude. Don't touch the poop."
by kfc_manager__ May 15, 2025
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