Oh my Page

As opposed to "Oh my god," referring to the God of rock and roll, Jimmy Page. Page can also be substituted with any of the four members of Led Zeppelin. Plant; the God of singing, Jones; the God of bass, or Bonham; the god of drums.

Jonny: oh my Page! Why is Beyonce so terrible?
Jessica: music these days... Oh my Bonham that's awful!

by Mister Chunk February 3, 2013

toungue my farter

The act of one person using their toungue to lick another ones bum hole, can be used as a one liner in the same contents as "kiss my arse" Like such "toungue my farter"

Toungue my farter you fucking creature. Aw he was tounging my farter last night it felt amazing!

by Oofftt January 10, 2014

farewell, my love

Farewell, My Love is a theatrical rock band signed to Standby Records. They currently have two EPs and one full length album. A Dance You Will Never Forget and Mirror, Mirror are the titles of the EPs. Gold Tattoos is the name of the full length album.

Chad: Hello I'm the drummer of Farewell, My Love.
Ryan: Ringa Ding Ding Dingggg
Chad: That is the singer Ryan who says Ringa Ding Ding Dingggg

by Anonymous_definer December 7, 2013

dip my wick

A slang phrase mainly used by men referring to the performance of sexual intercourse

"You see that chick over there? I would totally dip my wick in her."

by peasncarrots29 July 12, 2015

drink my kids

This is when a man wants his girl/wifey/ side chick to open her mouth really wide to drink all his cum or sperm which determine the sex of a child, therefor the woman is drinking his kids!!! Now if he is really freaky he might want you to rum his sperm all over your body and face or play with it with your tongue!!!

Man; are you ready, get down on your knees', yesssss there you go, drink my kids

by Mrs. Thickness March 16, 2016

off my box

The results after copious amounts of drugs have been consumed. You no longer have a grasp of reality and are acting high and crazy. Commonly used in relation to amphetamines, cocaine and similar

"I just had six lines of coke and a hit on that crackpipe, I am off my box mate."
He was slumped on the toilet, chewing his gums and drooling. Clearly he was off his box.

"You shit yourself in public? You must have been off your box."

by Tammy Eichhorst July 23, 2017

Off my leg

The desire to be left alone by someone or something that wants something from you or wants to do something to you. Example: a puppy or dog that wants to hump your leg

Hottie: All the guys know I broke up with my boyfriend, and now I can't get them off my leg.

by 0regon August 24, 2017