by paroledefinito November 28, 2020
Get the a simp for john dmug. John is a cool laid back dude with trust issues, a very short temper, and will claim to be broke but never really is. He has been hurt multiple times before but he still tries to open up and find the right one. He knows how to dress, and he makes sure everybody around him is good. If dating a John never let him go or do him wrong because you’ll really regret it. He literally has a one of a kind vibe and you will never find somebody that loves you like John does. If you ever find a John don't let him go or you’ll regret it.
Wassup John.
by Sheeeeeeeeshhhh October 29, 2021
Get the Johnmug. A free spirited individual that suffers from autism and never hops on the game. He enjoys music and festivals and old Pontiac’s as well as being a firefighter, dude loves drinking heavily and poking people on their noses while drunk and shits without clothes on. Ask him to hop on whenever, he’ll hop on 10 minutes before bed. This dude is IMPOSSILE to get on the game because he’s always sleeping or drinking or laying mad pipe on his boyfriend Parker
by Kittiefucker6000 October 6, 2025
Get the Austin John Rahmannmug. John Bernard Wieksner who also goes by as Jack looks like a 5th grader, but is instead in highschool. He has an average size dick for his hight. He is a literal crack head, he also realy wants to FUCK the shit out of some girl whos name starts with M.
by Audon October 9, 2019
Get the John Brenard Wieksnermug. Might be a good alternative for anti-psychotica and anti-depressants
together with Chamomile and carrots it can do wonders !
together with Chamomile and carrots it can do wonders !
by mrpanda009 July 1, 2022
Get the St. John's wortmug. by Didyoujust-touchmyass December 20, 2017
Get the Creamy Johnmug. by Firemanga January 5, 2017
Get the John Carringmug.