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Get your ass in gear

Thiis means to hurry the fuck up, and start moving your ass instead of sittin on it. Often told to lazy slackers sitting around on their fat asses smokin bowls and updating their face book accounts.
Tony : Eric why don't you get your ass in gear and get a fuckin job!

Eric :I will man,just let me finish burn'in one and update my facebook account.
by TV CAR March 20, 2010
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Didnt you get the Memo

When you and all your friends know something or plans for a day except one of your other friends because he wasnt paying attention or just didnt get it :(
Hey this weekend is going to be so SICK. other friend '' Whats happening on the weekend ?

''Dude all of us know, Didnt you get the memo?
by M-Boy5109 December 15, 2010
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Ride red get head

When someone rides a Honda and gets all the girls
by Punt thy baby April 23, 2020
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Early bird gets the turd

When you take a shit in the toilet at night while there is a large population in a house (usually during family reunions) and leave it to bask in its glory and the first person to use the bathroom in the morning will have a nice suprise waiting for them.
John found a nasty shit in the toilet when he woke up one morning and Jamie said "the early bird gets the turd."
by jollygreenfucker July 7, 2011
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get under my skin

He was trying to get under my skin but it didn't work
by Just a me December 31, 2017
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Get off my dick

A sarcastic way of telling someone to worry about themselves not you
Somebody: why do you say shit like that

Me: GET OFF MY DICK
by New gen slang September 12, 2019
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