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Dick Features

When one is cursed with features that resemble those of the penis.
"Hey 'Dick Features', go get me a cup of cocoa will ya."

"Urgh dude. She's got 'Dick Features' man.
by 5*Star January 20, 2006
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stank dick

when your dick smells of fish and rotten eggs
wow noah and eidan have stank dick
by D HD fhhffdrg May 19, 2019
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dick bobbing

When guy can make his erected penis move with out his hands. Completely using pelvic and abdominal muscles in doing so. The erected penis makes the gesture like a diving board is after someone jumps of it.
Girl explaining to girlfriend about her interaction with a BIG DICK guy while drinking Starbucks.

"....so I got on top of this guy's lap, and we were making out. Things were getting steamy and then I felt his dick bobbing against my vajayjay. I then knew it was BIG, and I was in for the ride of my life."
by captgirth November 26, 2016
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dick gloss

Dick gloss, apply directly to the cockhead.
by lotira@live.com June 11, 2009
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Dick bounce

When a man has an erection and uses his penile muscle to make his dick move back and forth, like bouncing; or as a man ejaculates and his penis moves up and down, or to bounce.
My favorite part of the porno is when he does the dick bounce.
by klm9023 August 1, 2016
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Schindler's Dick

Extreme shrinkage of the male member causing it to appear uncircumcised along with the inability to achieve an erection typically due to the consumption of amphetamines.
Jim: What it is? Did you finally bang Jessica last night?

Jerry: Fuck no, man. I had a bad case of Schindler's dick from that Adderall I took. I ended up fingerbanging her while she played with my windsock all night.
by Slippy Dickerson November 13, 2011
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dick-door

noun; a slang term referring to the female genitalia.
After billy repeatedly asked sally if he could touch her dick-door, she slapped him, and got out of his truck.
by C.W. Anderson III September 10, 2005
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