toll house cookie

When 2 guys hold a pillow between them and ejaculate on the pillow and leave it back on the bed for someone to enjoy.

Meghan had a toll house cookie on her bed when she returned from her trip

by MeHGCHuNgtonight January 20, 2024

Do You Want a Cookie?

A way of saying I don’t care to someone.

Micheal: “I found a rock!”

Rory: “So fucking cool.. Do You Want a Cookie?”

Micheal: “I love cookies!”

Rory: “….”

by she’s mine. January 22, 2024

I’m cooked

Your done for, or something will go wrong, typically in a relationship

“Your the only girl i trust opening up too” bro i’m cooked.

by jessloll February 2, 2024

I'm Cooked

I'm high as fuck.

Guy: Bro you just hit fucking 10 blinkers, you good?
Guy2: Nah, I'm cooked rn

by The Real G; December 5, 2023

am i cooked

Wanting to know if the situation you are in means that it's over and you're done

i went band 4 band with my doordash driver infront of the hoes and lost, am i cooked?

my neighbor called me last night saying that me and my girlfriend were being too loud but im currently out of town, am i cooked?

by JiffPeanutButter February 11, 2024

Frosted sugar cookies

A soft yet dry cookie with frosting on top of it. Some love it and some hate it. There is no in between to this cookie, I've never seen a cookie fanbase have such a war between this treat.

Guy1: Hey I love these frosted sugar cookies!
Guy2: Ew! Those are so dry and too sweet!
Guy1: Go hang yourself.

by Squashybead2217 February 21, 2024

you're cooked

Popularized by twitch streamer Tbvnks, the word "cooked" in this context essentially is another word for someone who's screwed.

Person 1: I got 3 inches at 18, am i cooked?
Person 2: Yeah bro, wrap it up cause you're cooked.

by DemiDaBigDick February 21, 2024