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BFDI REFERENCE:
What if you
Wanted to go to heaven
But god said
“Hey guys for a prank-“
FNAF SB REFERENCE:
What if you
Wanted to go to heaven
But god said
“Requires a lvl 4 security pass to enter”
What if you wanted to go to heaven but god said ….
What if you
Wanted to go to heaven
But god said
“Hey guys for a prank-“
FNAF SB REFERENCE:
What if you
Wanted to go to heaven
But god said
“Requires a lvl 4 security pass to enter”
What if you wanted to go to heaven but god said ….
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father: Only our ever so holy sky daddy. Make sure to get down on your knees for him and pray every night.
father: Only our ever so holy sky daddy. Make sure to get down on your knees for him and pray every night.
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Get the God mug.A Meta God is the conscious synthesis of the primal beast and the detached observer, forging a sovereign entity that operates above biological reflex.
They view reality not as a fixed fate but as a customizable code, utilizing the "Most Effective Tactics Available" to hack social dynamics and master the self.
They exist in the superfluid grey, wearing the mask of the Jester to hide the mind of the General, balancing the warmth of humanity with the coldness of necessary violence.
They do not seek to rule the world, but to govern their own internal citadel so completely that the external chaos can no longer command them.
They view reality not as a fixed fate but as a customizable code, utilizing the "Most Effective Tactics Available" to hack social dynamics and master the self.
They exist in the superfluid grey, wearing the mask of the Jester to hide the mind of the General, balancing the warmth of humanity with the coldness of necessary violence.
They do not seek to rule the world, but to govern their own internal citadel so completely that the external chaos can no longer command them.
A Meta God is a sovereign architect who has fused the raw instinct of the beast with the detached strategy of the observer, mastering themselves so completely that the world can no longer control them.
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Get the Meta God mug.The proposition that the universe owes its existence, order, and perhaps its ongoing operation to a singular, supreme, conscious, and immensely powerful intelligence or agency—God. This is a hypothesis about ultimate causation. It answers the question "Why is there something rather than nothing?" and "Why does the universe appear lawful and life-permitting?" by positing a divine mind as the first cause and cosmic architect. It's the ultimate metaphysical claim.
Example: "Looking at the intricate beauty of a snowflake or the mathematical elegance of physics, my friend said, 'This feels designed.' He was articulating the God Hypothesis. He wasn't citing scripture; he was observing the data of the cosmos and proposing an intelligent cause as the best explanation for its breathtaking complexity and fine-tuned constants. To him, 'God' was the inferred architect from the blueprint of reality."
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