pirate eye

Cumming in a girls eye and making her close it then yelling arghhhh
I pirate eyed her bro!!
by Lookinglsotbrol February 22, 2017
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Pirate eye

When someone farts in your eye and gives you pink eye. You have to wear an eye patch.
People are like: “Oh, shit, that girl got pirate eye! Back da fuhhk up!”, y’know what I’m sayin? y’know what I’m sayin?
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by Phantom of the Megaplex February 24, 2018
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STORAGE EYES

Because of NINE ELEVEN any thing that leaves your possession that goes into any compartment is subject to scrutiny.
Look it be a fool of me to store my suitcases JAY in these BART compartments for bicycles because it minute I leave STORAGE EYES would be looking with INTENT at my painful details of my possessions.
by ASSHOLE LOYAL QUERY TELEPATHY September 01, 2021
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eye seeds

-Placed in your eye socket when your born
- A specific eye seed can determine what
color eyes you have
Eye seeds can also be grown as a eye seed tree but these plants take more than a
hundred years to grow and they are bestgrown in humid conditions such as Florida
- Broken eye seeds can cause bad sight,
Color blindness, Or any blindness in general
- It is incredibly important to note that all of this is true and not false.
Person 1: What color eye seeds did you kid
get?
Person 2: Oh I got brown, what about you?
by ur local non-binary February 27, 2023
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gaga eyes

Gaga eyes are the doe-like look in your eyes you get when you are in love with someone
Joe and Marlin are looking at each other with those Gaga eyes again. Get a room, lovebirds!
by Beautiful-Lay June 15, 2024
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Eye Queef

To sneeze with your eyes open causing an expulsion of air from behind the eye out through the eyelids.
In perfect tandem the pollen reached her nose as the shock of seeing her estranged sister forced her eyes open, an eye queef would be their "how we met story."
by FuckItFriday September 18, 2021
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eye pudding

Video, film, or other Rich Media that is purely pleasing to the eye. Similar to eye candy.
The video of the sunset was pure eye pudding.
by JackWhack January 09, 2008
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