John

John is a certified munch. He’s literally the biggest munch
You: “Hey, have you seen John?”

Friend: “No why?”

You: “Oh He’s literally the biggest munch in town!”
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John

The cutest, hottest guy you'll know. Football crazy, man's probably bisexual if gen z. Gives ya butterflys when he enters a room and gives the best hugs you will know. Always listens about your problems, make sure too listen too his, it's the least you could do for him. Care for him and never do wrong otherwise I'll kick your ass. Gets all the ladies and gentlemen. Likes some type of mythology. Once you've found your John, you'll love him, always want him too be happy, that's how you love a john.
H: whose Ur fav person

Me: John is the most loving person you'll know, always been there for me and is the best johhn I know.

It can be used as a noun, an adjective meaning perfect and hot as fuck.
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John is an amazing person who will never fail to make you happy, laugh, or smile. They have a fantastic taste in music and are usually dorks or nerds, but still awesome
person: whos that
person 1: oh thats just John.
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John

A man with a very large merle, usually above 6 inches
John has the biggest merle of all guys I know
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The most understanding person ever . Caring and lovable he will love u no mater what . He loves his brother and friends . Hangs out with them 24/7
Hey why are u blushing ?!

John loves me ❤️
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A very attractive guy who lives in Greece. if you ever think about going for a John from Greece, he probably has a thing for half Mexicans. He thinks all gingers are crackheads, so ladies if you think about hitting up a John from Greece and you're a red head...just don't. John loves to crack jokes but they're not that funny. His favorite word is probably the F word. But he also has a hot accent. Get yourself a John.
person 1: omg I met this guy named John from Greece on Omegle
person 2: im so jealous I want to meet a John from Greece on Omegle
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