Long John

The cutest ferret in the world

“Long John stop biting my toes!” “Where’s Long John? Oh he’s in the drawers”

by sxccubxs June 25, 2018

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Melted John

Someone who is extremely intoxicated (a Glaswegian slang term)

Oaft I’m absolutely melted John

by danie7smith March 6, 2025

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John Cronined

When you tell someone whatever they want to hear to get them to settle down or go back to work.

This guy asked me when the job would be done so I " john cronined" him and told him it would be don't today!!!!

by Blazenink September 29, 2022

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John

John is so addicted to girls with big lips.He loves yeat even though hes overrated.John will also steal your heart with his big toe.

John is very mid.

by Bb daddy September 13, 2022

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A man constantly becoming 1% better every day. A man that melts your heart looking into your soul. A very proficient rhyme spitter, log splitter, and bullshitter. His charming smile and personality are only matched in size by his manliness. Quick with a joke or to light some smoke. And the most wonderful, caring amazing fathers ever. The man of dreams ✨️

John royal, you got mad flow

by FlyLynsFly February 6, 2024

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Johns Island

A city in the Charleston, South Carolina area known for its hate of Ohioans by those that grew up there. Don’t let them know, but the natives are now badly outnumbered and constantly ridiculed and made fun of by all others.

Johns Island is awesome and super welcoming, just don’t let them know you moved from Ohio…. Well unless they live in one of the new developments. Then they’re cool.

by Dnalsi Snhoj November 26, 2021

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