athletic dick

When you date a guy who's very athletic and used to hard workouts, and he brings the serious dick (D) to the point of exhausting you. The dick was so serious you might have to take an advil afterwards to recover.

Damn, girl! Brandon gave me that athletic dick last night and I'm worn the fuck out.

by alicianola February 3, 2017

dick humid

When it is humid enough outside to make your balls sweat.

Man, it sure is dick humid out here today!!!

by Rick James Bitch 1489578 October 29, 2008

Dick Turtle

1.The dick of the turtle animal.

2.Also when a human is called a dick turtle it refers to a man with either a green penis or one that takes awhile to become fully erect.

Hello Chirs i've notice that you are quite a Dick Turtle.

by fgkiller February 16, 2010

Dick Twiddling

The act of not doing anything productive. When someone is "Dick Twiddling" they are usually not doing what is supposed to be done.

Johnny, stop your dick twiddling and pay attention to the road!

or

What were you doing the whole time, twiddling your dick?

by Besenji March 15, 2009

Dick Steelisms

The words or phrases or innuendos used by the actor on Youtube Dick Steel of the K-CUF Crew.

Roswell73:"Hey that girl can do that dance to me"
Dick Steel:"Ha Ha, he means in a sexual manner"
Roswell73:"Nice use of Dick Steelisms"
Dick Steel:"I know"

by steelmaniac17 July 21, 2009

dick dentist

some one who sends most of there time with a dick in there mouth.

i love the dick dentist.

by douchemonkey October 29, 2009

marriage dick

When the dick is so good, You should Marry him for it.

Stephanie: "Girl, He made me cum 9 times last night!"
Lexie: "He has that Marriage Dick Girl! You better lock that guy down!"

by Trick_Killa September 22, 2017