Dick Turtle

1.The dick of the turtle animal.

2.Also when a human is called a dick turtle it refers to a man with either a green penis or one that takes awhile to become fully erect.

Hello Chirs i've notice that you are quite a Dick Turtle.

by fgkiller February 16, 2010

Dick Steelisms

The words or phrases or innuendos used by the actor on Youtube Dick Steel of the K-CUF Crew.

Roswell73:"Hey that girl can do that dance to me"
Dick Steel:"Ha Ha, he means in a sexual manner"
Roswell73:"Nice use of Dick Steelisms"
Dick Steel:"I know"

by steelmaniac17 July 21, 2009

dick gloss

Shiny, sometimes sparkly lubrication for dick sucking lips.

Dick gloss, apply directly to the cockhead.

by [e-mail] June 11, 2009

dick dentist

some one who sends most of there time with a dick in there mouth.

i love the dick dentist.

by douchemonkey October 29, 2009

Dick Farm

Not the dick but the patch it grows from; the area surroundind the penis; pubic hair.

I need to mow the dick farm. I thought she had hit me in the dick, but she missed and hit the farm.

by RandallAdcock January 5, 2011

naughty dick

a term used in replace of bad ass, at an extreme level.

that guy who climbed the Empire State Building was so naughty dick

by him. right over there September 6, 2010

Dick Cheney

When you're having sex from behind and about to cum, yell bird, and when your partner turns around confused shoot them in the face with your jizz.

I Dick Cheney'ed her right in the eye last night!

by HLOKTY September 30, 2010