Cat Close

The point at which a door is almost closed, but there is just enough space for a cat to get through, usually done intentionally as to not lock a cat out of a room.

"Can you please Cat Close the door when you leave my room? I want some privacy, but I don't want to lock the cat out."

by Honk on YT November 8, 2020

Cat basket

That wonderfully warm spot between your legs under the sheets, that your cat finds irresistible.

I woke up and fluffy was in her cat basket. I loved it

by MeowPDX December 25, 2020

Cats table

Gossip

Gossip spreads at the cats table.

by Pseudonymdefinition December 26, 2020

Femme Cat

A person who complains a lot and never relaxes. Often comes across bitchy and judgy, secretly needs love. Alternative slang word for bitch / pussy.

Why is he being such a femme cat? He needs to chill out.
Don't be a femme cat about it, stop whining.

by CyberiusXVII December 28, 2020

cat

A demon who wants to sell your soul kill everything in the universe and take over the world

The cat killed john

by CATS ARE DEMONS December 29, 2020

Cat shagger

Eilia shags his cats all day everyday

When eilia goes quiet off the mic the cat shagger is at work

by Jammy lizard December 31, 2020

Cats

Bastards.

My cats keep eating all the bread in the house, because they're stupid idiot bastards.

by oumako929 January 1, 2021