John Crawford

John Crawford is an American professional wrestler who is constantly annoying every chance he get
If someone says you’re acting like John Crawford, they are saying you’re annoying
by DCW guy November 05, 2022
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John Ward

John Ward is an omnipresent being who boasts tremendous power and influence on the going ons in the universe. Renowned for having a bald patch on his head.
Man, that John Ward guy is scary as hell.
by FlamingBallsack69 May 24, 2024
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John Bridge

When a man inserts a large female member within his holes.
Man, I had a great John Bridge last night, she had a huge penis
by The John Bridge May 07, 2025
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vincenzo john

The sexiest man alive. He has stunning green eyes and makes everyone smile! He’s funny, strong and hard working. Vincenzo John has a breath taking smile and is a dream come true. If you meet one, you should marry one. Vincenzo loves anime, dogs and cats , and is an amazing musician. His guitar skills are dreamy and makes the most beautiful music. He is over all the best.
Vincenzo John worked so hard today!

Have you seen Vincenzo John? He’s sexy.
by Your loving wife November 23, 2021
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I’m gonna John Wick your ass in the other room...
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Johns Disease

A disease caused by the act of using your own shit as lotion to jerk off.
Damn I think he has Johns Disease
by 1153011 March 21, 2019
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John F.

Literally the worst person ever and a little bitch. Posts lots of shitty memes to the group chat. I hope he goes bye-bye
Hey, have you heard of John F.? Nope, me neither, he's a little bitch tho!
by thespam November 12, 2019
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