The 2 Day Paradox

When something shitty happens literally 2 days after something great happens. This can encompass anything really, and it’s strange how it happens so much.

Bruh, I had a great day with my gf on the 26th, but then she dumped me on the 28th because the entire relationship was the result of a fucking bet from her friends. The 2 Day Paradox is in effect huh?

by Keklord Supreme July 20, 2022

2

Second number (or third if you count zero (not counting negative numbers))

And short term of "to" or "too".

That's it. What? Did you think there would be more? Nope. All done. 2, the second/third/next to 1/the number of balls I have/how many bombs were put on japan in 1945. Why are you still reading this? Just get out. DUDE GET THE FUCK OUT.

There's 2 guys.

You're 2 annoying

2 birds 1 rock

I 2

by Gettafuqouttahere June 9, 2024

Cleanup on Aisle 2

The godawful mess after unprepared anal sex.

I thought anal was as simple as lube and consent, but the mess! Holy shit! Cleanup on Aisle 2!

by BadBadBadBadBadBadBoy January 6, 2021

2 pinks in the stink

When a woman puts her pink nipples in a guys asshole

I picked both of his legs up while he spread his asscheeks. And slowly inserted my titties in his eager asshole. I performed the 2 pinks in the stink

by Mrs. Dr. PP April 10, 2021

1=q]a'z/x.s;w[2-30eodkcmvnfjri9458tughby67

You are so bored and typed everything else into urban dictionary to the point you looked up this. congrats.

I sure do love typing 1=qa'z/x.s;w2-30eodkcmvnfjri9458tughby67

by Your pseudonym but I need it October 2, 2023

june 2

june 2 is where u reject your crush

Ur crush : hey wanna date
You : no sorry
Ur crush : but u thought u liked me?
You : well today is June 2

Ur crush : ok and?
You : june 2 it reject your crush day!

by froggydrip January 8, 2022

2 thumbs up

not being able to spell correctly on a mobile device

Tell people to put 2 thumbs up those thumbs cause them to spell incorrectly

by Spelling teacher August 27, 2022