John sunflower seeds

The name of a fucking legend who will become prime minister one day

“damn that guy is so hot, but not as hot as john sunflower seeds!”

by John Sunflower Seeds October 11, 2022

John gonzales

Short for Buford Samuel Humpindinkle or a little boy who’s milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

She has a John gonzales milkshake

by Papi chulo * November 26, 2019

John Jairo

In short, John Jairo is an asshole. At least, initially he is. Once you get past the rough exterior, John Jairo actually cares A LOT. John Jairo has a close circle of friends that is limited to a very few, loyal people. John Jairo usually has some mileage on him, so he puts up a tough guy front to keep the fake people away. John Jairo will act like your insults don’t bother him, but rather, your words are one of his most precious possessions. A loyal friend, a stand up comedian, and knows his way around the kitchen. John Jairo is normally a real jerk at first, but once you get past the crusty bark, you can’t get him away from you.

John Jairo made such a good burger, but then insulted me right after. I’m not sure how to feel.

by Soup and Stewart November 22, 2021

John

John is a short person, and quite chubby. He is also one of those fuck-boys with a raspy-ass voice and thinks he's all that! He's arrogant and laughs at the worst jokes. His hair is probably taller than he is and his hairstyle is very old. If you see a John, run, run like the wind..

Jayson: WHO is that kid?
Garrett: Oh- that's John.
Jayson: Yo- his hair is out of date, smh

by A Kylie December 2, 2019

John Wick

the new phrase to replace jesus christ

some people, John Wick, do they ever shut up

by -Dat Mental Gamer- May 17, 2025

John and Kylee

John and Kylee are the perfect people for eachother! If you’re a John and you find a Kylee, make her yours, she is everything you need and want, even if you don’t completely understand it. Remember all of those times she made you smile, and all of those times she reassured you, SHE CARES ABOUT YOU LIKE NO OTHER PERSON WILL! Make her yours before you lose her, if she’s not yours already, you’re gonna lose her if you don’t tell her how you feel! If you think you’re in love with another, but this definition made you think about Kylee, even a little bit, HURRY UP BEFORE YOU LOSE THE BEST THING THAT’S EVER HAPPEN TO YOU!

Best friend 1: “WOW, John and Kylee are finally together!”
Best friend 2: “Took them long enough.”

by Thepersonthattellsyoutostfu December 26, 2021

John

Good person

Defined john is a calm and Campos and trust everyone easily

by anonymous November 24, 2021