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John Allen

That was soo john allen
by Chomper14253 August 13, 2024
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John Poostain

Ah, look at John Poostain simping on Gentry again.
by Teilmi February 4, 2020
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john frommont

A famous sexy model who writes people's wills
Yo John Frommont is over there, lemme get an autograph
by Joanne Simonsbath October 5, 2021
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Jimmy that John

when a direct object (the john) enters another object or space (the jimmy). inspired by the sandwich chain in which the sandwich is the john and the wrapper is the jimmy. this applies to any situation in which something enters a place of any sort. this is a grammatical/philosophical concept.
“i really jimmed this john”
“im gonna jimmy that john” (put something somewhere)

“the book is the jimmy the john is the story

“the mouth is the jimmy the food is the john”
“if you spend your whole life jimmying other johns will you ever get your john jimmied”
by thejohner May 16, 2025
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John

A John is a person who is the biggest band kid there is. He is a dream stan and when he tries to denie it, it only adds to his dream stan behavior.
Look at John playing the trumpet and watching the latest Minecraft man hunt.
by Mrcheef April 27, 2022
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John

When your John af means your zooted and booted like my nigga john💯
"ngl gang im john af rn"
by nolimitj13 June 16, 2023
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John

Another -informal- term used to describe a toilet, most commonly used by meth heads
-Jesse: Hey man, can I use your John?
-Meth head: Yeah sure man it's inside
by Lil Swigga 69 November 21, 2021
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